I have this concern that I’m not truly a blogger until I’ve read and analyzed Fifty Shades of Grey all over this town.

But I don’t have time for this crap so here’s the biz.

1. It doesn’t matter how, if housewives are getting off I support it.
2. My thoughts about BDSM will have to be addressed elsewhere, but if this somehow unleashes someone’s fantasy, good on em.
3. WHOOOP for the increased sales of Ben Wa balls.

#3 is my main and favorite concern here. I hope people all across America are doing their Kegel’s right now.

Can’t help but post this hilarious video from Fun Factory, a sex toy maker.

Despite the bad music, it does contain truth about your pelvic floor muscles, childbirth, sex and all that healthy vagina goodness. So, YEAH.